How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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