how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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