I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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