I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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