He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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