My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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