its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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