I'm laying in your front yard are you home
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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