Only a mothe r could love this liver
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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