i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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