You're completely useless in the revolution.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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