She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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