it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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