You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just puked most of my soul out..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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