Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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