you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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