i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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