I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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