It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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