ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We need to get me chipped asap
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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