I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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