i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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