pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My vagina is very pro this idea
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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