whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize
