Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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