Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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