This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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