Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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