Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
