therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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