Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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