Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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