If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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