i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
