ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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