I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My hand turned me down
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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