He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My hand turned me down
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize