fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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