i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
high people should be assigned attendants
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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