It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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