he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
is it fun? or sober?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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