All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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