He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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