Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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