That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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