He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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