"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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