I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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