Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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