More tranny stories later!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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