the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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