I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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