i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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