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i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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