That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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