yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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