real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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