Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The feeling are messing with the penis
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
