"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
